Bureaucracy

Don't explain as stupidity what can be equally well explained as bureaucracy

Psychotic

We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic - Joint venture definition of [codeproject]

I combined this from a post and a reply to it in the codeproject lounge long forgotten. Nicely fits my world view of "everyone's a maniac". At least, everyone that counts.

Developers

Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Velopers, Develprs, Developers

There was some disagreement what he said.

"Developers first" is a very precise insight on what makes Microsoft Windows great: keeping your developers happy. And there is just another thing to be sure of: If marketing emphasizes a certain image, it means they are slipping - or plan to slip.

Not wanting to go into yet another anti-microsoft rant: I sometimes wish Microsoft would remember the "monkey dance" more often.

History Dump

SigHist

Home sweet Home

Half the fun of travel is the esthetic of lostness. Ray Bradbury

You know, life really IS like a box of chocolates A cheap, meaningless
gift that noone ever asks for

 

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Pandoras Gift #44: Hope. The one that keeps you on suffering.

I never really know a killer from a savior

we are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is
Vonnegut jr.

"Der Geist des Kriegers ist erwacht / Ich hab die Macht" StS

Italian is a beautiful language. amare means to love, and amara bitter.

If you go to war, you will destroy a great country a stoned greek chick to the
richest man of the world

So many people long for eternity who don't know what to do on a rainy sunday afternoon.

Nur wer feige ist tötet liebe durch das Wort allein

If you look for evil in me you will find it. Whether it's there or not.

Changing requirements are the crux of software development - you start with a sex drugs
and rock'n'roll design, and end up with an aids crack and techno implementation

Those who hear not the music think the dancers are mad

As James Bond in "die another day", Pierce Brosnan features traits handy in
the dawning millenium. He fights without hesitation in a bewildering environment, trusts
his high-tech-gadgets, and rather falls for beauty than pondering the political
absurdities around him.  free translated quote of "der spiegel" article

if only I had a souvenir / just to prove the world was here

Skulls don't kiss   a machito

Auch den Schatten will ich lieben, weil ich manchmal lieber frier' Rosenstolz

One day I might find it quite amusing how touching tongues make life so confusing' Anne
Clark

You don't need to sleep to see a nightmare Anne Clark

To comply with a request by Mike Mullikin, the US will be given a break from all my
statements for the duration of one week, up to and including July 17th, 2002, 19:05 MESZ

We are ugly but we have the music Leonhard Cohen

Back in the days before yer Gighertz and Teraflops there was something we old timers
called paranoia. Andrew Torrance, The Lounge

It's hard to scratch your ass when you sit on it

the earth is not dying. it is being killed..

guns don't kill people. cars do.

A dirty mind is a joy forever.

"'You see the spoon? You see the spoon?' my mentor always asked. But al I saw was
frogs." Kruin, BGII

the programmers just set it so that when in doubt, the women still think
they're involved with you. It's much less frustrating that way - BGII Quest Directory

Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole

Erstens wollte ich "plummet" verwenden - ich bin kein Muttersprachler und das Wort ist vielleicht ungeschickt, aber es gefällt mir.

Zweitens war ich ein paar Tage vorher auf einem totalen erinnerungstrip (sehr ungesund) Fiddlers green mit Anna... Das ist sowas wie den Teufel mit dem Beelzebub austreiben.

Get a life

We say "get a life" to each other, disappointed or jokingly. What we forget, though, is that this is possibly the most destructive advice you can give to a geek.

When I picked this as my sig, I had the feeling my life turned from "typical geek" to some excerpt from a Nick Hornby story. Definitely "life", but I wasn't sure if I like it. The meanings, though, can differ: Getting a life may mean you "merely" lose geekship, or it may break you because you are not able to cope.

As for me, it seems to work out fine - it actually gives me back some "coder focus".

Wie gesagt, der Scheiß ist Therapie

Sabrina Setlur, "Letzte Bitte"

Als ich das beim zweiten Mal hören bemerkt habe, hab' ich gelacht. Kein schönes Lachen, gequält nach unangenehmer Stille, etwa so wie das im Kino am 11.11. 2001: Pall Mall-Werbung zeigt wie toll New York ist, mit den Twin Towers.

Der Scheiß ist Therapie.
Der Punkt an dem du nicht nur weißt: du mußt da raus, sondern auch: du kannst das wie eine Krankheit behandeln.

Pandoras Gift #44: Hope. The one that keeps you on suffering

later