Story: Feeling like the ueberweirdo all your life, you need just five minutes of spoon-philosophy to go like quake on cheat codes, and you will be the Messiah. Nonetheless, you get the girl (which runs around in leather, fights like bruce lee and is very chique because the other girl that appears in more than one scene dies randomly).   

All you need to know in life you can learn at the Matrix:

• Until you saved everyone, they are all your enemies, and killing them is good
• To free a hostage, get the biggest gun you find, and flood the room where the hostage is held with bullets
• You can learn Kung Fu an Jiu Jitsu in ten hours, by downloading it
• With Kung Fu, Jiu Jitsu and many guns you can defeat the absolute polymorphing   evil
• Listen to mommy when she's making cookies
• Humans bad, but some humans heroes
• Automatons more bad

The "Game World": Here's where the movie crumbles to dust. How incredible a  movie can get?  Put the science back to  fiction, guys.

• Humans as "energy source" for automatons
  Ddid noone tell you you must first put the energy into the human? We don't create, we just convert nourishment to heat, and we are very inefffective at that. If the automatons can grow an nourish humans in bathtubs, they sure can find easier methods  to convert biomass into whatever they need.
• Implanting a single connector into a humans brain probably eats more energy than ten of them could offer.
• Why The Matrix? Some strong weed, will do. A frontal lobotomy will do that with a little cut through your nose (see bratil).  Or a little addendum to the slime tub. A little addendum to the breeding capsula.
• When you can hack into the Matrix, and have "lots of guns", you can for sure have something less destructive, less alerting, and more effective. Why "jack in" anyway - a few well-prepared subroutines will do the job just more effectively.
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